tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Man, tonight just… did NOT turn out how I wanted
before you call me a nerd, walk a mile in my shoes. now you’re a mile away from me, and you’re wearing crocs. who’s the nerd now?